Feelin' Crabby

The other day, the kids and I made a trip to the grocery store. As we waited in line at the meat counter, Lady May dubiously eyed the king crab legs piled in a heap behind the glass. “What ARE those things?” she said.

As I began to acquaint her with the splendor of steamed crab legs dripping with drawn butter, she quickly turned up her nose and responded: I think I’m going to become a vegetarian!

I wonder what she’ll do when she learns vegetarians actually eat vegetables? {fake shudder}