For no apparent reason (other than a bad back and some random ear hair) Sir William was made a High Priest today. I suppose we should've seen it coming. The man has served as Elders' Quorum President more times than any normal person should. This last time around, I asked if he could puulleeeezzzee try to get it right so they could stop calling him to the position. Well, it looks like he finally did. It's that, or the Elders figured his weak back was of no use to them. Could it be the High Priests discovered his affair with Jenny Ology? Either way, I'm thrilled he won't be injured during another Elders' Quorum move. He's just happy to finally be allowed to snooze in church!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Shhhh! High Priest Sleeping
For no apparent reason (other than a bad back and some random ear hair) Sir William was made a High Priest today. I suppose we should've seen it coming. The man has served as Elders' Quorum President more times than any normal person should. This last time around, I asked if he could puulleeeezzzee try to get it right so they could stop calling him to the position. Well, it looks like he finally did. It's that, or the Elders figured his weak back was of no use to them. Could it be the High Priests discovered his affair with Jenny Ology? Either way, I'm thrilled he won't be injured during another Elders' Quorum move. He's just happy to finally be allowed to snooze in church!
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Ha! That picture is perfect. Love it.
ReplyDeleteSing these lyrics to the tune of "Ye Elders of Israel"
Ye High Priests of Israel
come snore now with me
and sleep through the meetings
though short they may be.
The burdens of age we are called now to bear, And dream of the time when we all once had hair.
Activity, activity, we bid thee farewell. We're going to the Sun Valley rest home to dwell.
My dad used to sing that when he was there. My brother-in-law, who just turned 30, is the High Priest Group leader in his ward in Maryland. I don't think he appreciates the song :).
Jason was really bumbed, he said the high priests are taking 2 of his best home teachers that actually did there callings regularly. :( Jason was really sad.
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