Friday, November 26, 2010

Proof

Proof Alzheimer's runs in BOTH sides of the family:


The bad news:

It's not the first time the Tooth Fairy forgot to show up.

The good news:

The secret's out at our house and the Tooth Fairy will never again have to break into a piggy bank in the middle of the night to borrow a dollar from the child who lost the tooth in the first place.

More good news:

The cat's out of the bag about the Easter Bunny and Santa Clause too.

Even better news:

It only took Lady May a week to cycle through the 5 stages of grief.

1. denial - There is too a Santa!
2. anger - Stop saying there's no Santa!
3. bargaining - If I believe, Santa will still bring me presents.
4. depression - Why do you always put underwear in our stockings?!
5. acceptance - Guess what small cousin? There's no such thing as Santa.

The best news of all:

Her cousin is positive there IS a Santa, because there's NO WAY parents could afford all the stuff they get!

1 comment:

  1. Hey look, I found you. You are adorable...do you know that?

    My kids still believe. It's a lot of work.

    I always put something in their stockings that I would never buy. Gum or something with glitter...

    smcookmom@gmail.com

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