OCD: Obsessive Cullen Disorder

He lays awake just to watch me sleep.

And if that weren't enough...

A dozen other reasons we're a perfect match:

School of Fish

The school year ended last Friday and you guessed it, Lady May didn't take the fish to class. She didn't even take a picture. Nope. She tells me they changed Bring Your Pet to School Day to Make Tie Dye T-shirt Day.

I think I've been had.

That's okay, because today at home we had: Clean Your Own Smelly Fish Bowl Day.

Tomorrow it's going to be: I Can Call Your Fish Bella & Jacob If I Want To, Even If You Think It Makes Them Sensitive Day.

Scheduled for Saturday: C'mon Fish Whisperer, Clean This Bowl Again Before FPS Finds Bella & Jacob a Foster Bowl Day.

Something's fishy

'Bring Your Pet to School Day' is written in very large 3rd grade handwriting on the calendar.

We purchased 3 new pets/food/accessories/equipment for the event.

We painstakingly kept 2 of them alive for the big day.

We can't leave home for longer than 12 hours anymore.

They have taken over our lives, and now...

Lady May just wants to take a picture of them to class.

{deep breath}

Oh, she is SOOOO taking those fish to school.

Diagnosis: IBS

#1. Lady May insists on calling Bella the goldfish, 'Swimmy'.

#2. Bella/Swimmy poops A LOT.

#3. Lady May is horrified Bella/Swimmy will do #2 during pet day at school.

#4. #3 is likely.

#5. I think we should all give the fish a break. She did just lose the love of her life...

In Memorium

Dear Edward the goldfish,

You were only in our home for 12 hours, but you will remain in our hearts forever.

P.S. Don't worry about Bella. Jacob is keeping her company.

(Oh! Have I said too much?)